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Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

omg this is terrifying

this is fucking creepy omfg

am i the only one that’s laughing hysterically

  #omg #first things first #who the fuck holds a baby like that #much less a newborn one with a weak ass neck #also you can see the ‘luv’ in jacob’s eyes #he’s like #’ima gonna hit that ass so hard when she’s seven’ #but she’s look eighteen so it’s okay #to catch a predator: Forks edition
Jan 28th 2012 · 6,633 notes

swoonforme:

-imperio:

malfoyisourking:

sozzney:

Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

omg this is terrifying

this is fucking creepy omfg

am i the only one that’s laughing hysterically

#omg #first things first #who the fuck holds a baby like that #much less a newborn one with a weak ass neck #also you can see the ‘luv’ in jacob’s eyes #he’s like #’ima gonna hit that ass so hard when she’s seven’ #but she’s look eighteen so it’s okay #to catch a predator: Forks edition

(Source: the-goddamn-batmanny, via feelingelectricc)

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    Same. I already knew it happened but in the theater I literally went “oh my gaaaaaaaaaawd” and it took over my whole...
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    I had already known about this happening from the book, but seeing it is just that much more ridiculous, I’m laughing my...
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    Oh man this bit made me laugh so hard and the people behind me kicked my chair.
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    He really is EYE SEXING that baby
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    STILL GOING AROUND YES